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Post by Drunk Farmer Jack Off on Jun 5, 2015 19:41:14 GMT -8
Seriously guys, I need your help. Ronold McDonald is going to kill me If don't reach the quota. He needs over 9,000 large mature pigs by June 17th. The number of pigs isn't the problem, I can slaughter that many all by myself in an afternoon. I can slit their throats or beat them over the head with my hockey sticks, I really don't care. I just need the best feed to fatten these little fuckers up in a short time.  |
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Post by glencoco on Jun 5, 2015 20:36:41 GMT -8
Try adding all sorts of hormones to their diet, ask a vet which ones are best
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Post by Drunk Farmer Jack Off on Jun 5, 2015 20:53:26 GMT -8
Thanks <gs id="0331dba5-9c56-4b90-b71c-9230c5f8f7d1" ginger_software_uiphraseguid="3641fcb6-5fe3-454f-900e-c005b4aefd6c" class="GINGER_SOFTWARE_mark">glen</gs>  Do you think this ratio would work as well? 3 Parts hormones, 3 Parts chicken feed, 2 Parts water? |
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Post by glencoco on Jun 5, 2015 21:01:57 GMT -8
That seems like it would work just fine
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Post by faggot on Jun 5, 2015 21:31:50 GMT -8
McDonalds dollar menu. Fucking shit ton of Mcchickens. Adds a lot if flavor too.
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Post by Drunk Farmer Jack Off on Jun 5, 2015 21:32:37 GMT -8
Oh man, I sure wish I could live every day like I was Glen Coco.
Glen Coco has no regrets.
But I digress, I'm just glad my dad owned a strawb farm and wore V neck Canuck Jersy's
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Post by faggot on Jun 5, 2015 22:04:40 GMT -8
Oh man, I sure wish I could live every day like I was Glen Coco. Glen Coco has no regrets. But I digress, I'm just glad my dad owned a strawb farm and wore V neck Canuck Jersy's By strawb farm do you mean gay ginger brothel? Cause my dad had one too. |
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Post by Drunk Farmer Jack Off on Jun 5, 2015 22:12:35 GMT -8
Oh man, I sure wish I could live every day like I was Glen Coco. Glen Coco has no regrets. But I digress, I'm just glad my dad owned a <gs id="32e73f8e-6bfc-45a5-b4b3-2215d1f35e24" ginger_software_uiphraseguid="db1e67b0-9eb7-478e-809f-18f169d9e95d" class="GINGER_SOFTWARE_mark">strawb</gs> farm and wore V neck Canuck Jersy's By <gs id="2ecc7244-934c-4169-b83e-6581c368b658" ginger_software_uiphraseguid="5db1f05c-95c9-474b-b9ac-d00c0cc1bcbb" class="GINGER_SOFTWARE_mark">strawb</gs> farm do you mean gay ginger brothel? Cause my dad had one too. I bet your Dad's real name is Bruce? |
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Post by glencoco on Jun 5, 2015 22:15:48 GMT -8
My dads name was Bruce, it's Caitlyn now
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Post by faggot on Jun 5, 2015 22:15:49 GMT -8
By <gs id="2ecc7244-934c-4169-b83e-6581c368b658" ginger_software_uiphraseguid="5db1f05c-95c9-474b-b9ac-d00c0cc1bcbb" class="GINGER_SOFTWARE_mark">strawb</gs> farm do you mean gay ginger brothel? Cause my dad had one too. I bet your Dad's real name is Bruce? Bruce Brucington |
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Post by Bearded Axe Wound on Jun 6, 2015 6:30:16 GMT -8
My solution, slaughter 1/4 of your pigs and let the pigs eat those pigs. Pigs are fatty so your pigs will get fatter. I once had a farm and I had a contract with a company who bought pigs for pork for an Asian food distributor. They bought pigs off me for roughly $322 per pig and I'd make decent coin UNLESS they didn't meet the weight threshold. Having them eat pork was genius.
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